On this day, the 25th of July in the year 2012 of our lord it hath been decreed that the internet and various computer applications shall NOT be used. We here at Drag City Incorporated shall be attentive to phone line transmissions and in-person rendezvous ONLY. Let it also be of note that if you had placed an order for any of our illustrious new releases we are currently hard at work to get those to you with MOST haste. The cup currently overfloweth with your gracious orders and you shall receive notice of their shipments shortly.
Verily,
Will